These are questions that we pretend other people frequently ask me.
Q: Who are you?
I am Daniel Dersch. Hello.
Q: Are your posts satire?
Some of them are. Some of them are not.
Q: How do I know which posts are satire?
Q: Why should I read your blog?
Because I’m smart and moderately successful.
Q: What is your religion?
Q: Are you a liberal or a conservative?
Liberals tend to think I’m a conservative, and conservatives tend to think I’m a liberal. I’m not registered as a Democrat or Republican.
Q: Are you a libertarian?
No. I used to identify as such, but libertarians tend to be crazy. I’ll write a blog about this sometime.
Q: What do you do for work?
I do cloud stuff. Think Amazon Web Services, Azure and Google Cloud. I’m still trying to figure out if I want professional and technical content to be on this blog or not. My guess is it will find a way in. Who knows.
Q: Have any hobbies?
Yeah, I do the following:
- read fiction (mostly fantasy)
- weight lifting (not sure if this counts as a hobby)
- play card games and board games
- play video games
Q: Which card/board games do you play?
- Risk Legacy
- Risk Europe
- Settlers of Catan (been years though)
- many others…
Q: What is your ethnicity?
I am white.